The Musketeer
(2001), Run-time 104mins, Cert PG. Director - Peter Hyams. Writer - Gene Quintano. Starring - Justin Chambers, Tim Roth, Mena Suvari, Stephen Rea, Nick Moran & Catherine Deneuve. |
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The books of Alexandre Dumas (not
pronounced dumb ass) are ripe for adaptation into movies. They’re chock full
off swashbuckling action, damsels in distress, well rounded characters and
revenge, perfect movie fodder. Dumas’ Musketeer trilogy of books (The Three
Musketeers, Twenty Years Later & The Man in the Iron Mask) has perhaps seen
the most movie adaptations, this being the most recent. The most recent it may be, but far
from the best is how it turns out. There is a simple rule that all Musketeer
films must follow. It has to be better than Richard Lester’s 1973 version.
His The Three Musketeers (and its sequel The Four Musketeers) sets the
standard for which all other Musketeer films will be judged. Even some 30
years later Lester’s film is smart, funny, well acted and a whole lot of
fun. Peter Hyams’ The Musketeer on the other hand is miscast, unfocused, and
poorly directed. I’ll come to all the bad stuff later;
I’ll run through what did work in the film first. Tim Roth is definitely the
films biggest plus point. You could rightly say that he is repeating the
role he had in Rob Roy, but when he is so deliciously evil and underhand you
can’t really complain. Roth plays the bad guy with such zeal that is always
a delight to watch. Also good as far as the casting goes is Stephen Rea as
Richelieu. He may have little screen time, but an actor of his calibre
always lights up the screen, even in the smallest of roles. About the only other thing going for
the film is the unorthodox fight choreography. Since this is a musketeer
film you would rightly expect some classy fight scenes, but this film ups
the bar and introduces Eastern style fighting choreography. Wires are used
liberally and many of the fight scenes stunts are well outside the realms of
possibility. Chuck in some Jackie Chan style prop improvisation and you have
what makes for some implausible, but entertaining action. What a shame then that director Peter
Hyams clearly has no idea whatsoever how to shoot it. He is also credited as
the DP on this film so he has nowhere to hide when the blame is being handed
out. The action is all filmed in either ridiculously wide shots or in close
up. The consequence is that for long periods you have little or no idea what
is going on. The most ludicrous instance of this is in the final duel which
takes place on top of about a half dozen ladders. Hyams’ shooting style
means that when the killing blow was dealt I had no idea how it happened and
had to rewind the DVD to see what I missed. As good as the casting of the villains
is the casting of the heroes is woefully inadequate. Justin Chambers plays
D’Artagnan and is the films lead. Which is a bit of problem considering the
man is clearly unable to act. He wanders about the film trying to look
brooding and heroic, but never convinces. Worse is his romantic interest,
Mena Suvari. The actress with the biggest forehead in Hollywood [tm] is
horribly miscast here. She can just about pull of the spoilt American
teenager routine, but put her in a corset and she is out of her depth.
Just as the name of the film has been
changed to merely The Musketeer, so has the role of the Musketeers in the
film been diminished. The three musketeers in this film occupy what is
nothing more than an extended cameo as the film concentrates (unwisely) on
D’Artagnan. It is also a shame that such charismatic roles have been filled
by no-mark unknowns. The only one I recognised is Nick Moran as Aramis, whom
is an abysmal actor, just terrible. It makes you weep when you think of the
great actors who occupied these roles in Lester’s film and compare them with
the crap in this version….. I could go and on, but it serves no
purpose. Suffice to say I was disheartened by the absence of Milady De
Winter and also by D’Aratgnan’s introductions to the Musketeer’s. I love the
way they meet in Lester’s film. He bumps into them all individually and
challenges them all to a duel that night, classic stuff. In this film he
meets them in a bar, and well, that’s it, yawn….. Good villains and interesting fight
choreography do not a good Musketeer film make. Do yourselves a favour and
rent Lester’s version. Wallow in the company of Reed, York, Heston, Lee,
Welch, Dunaway, Chamberlain, Kinnear and Acklund for a couple of hours.
Trust me, you won’t be missing anything.
Premise - As a boy,
D'Artagnan (Justin Chambers) practised swordsmanship with his father and
dreamed of becoming a Musketeer, the king’s elite guard. When his parents
are murdered by Febre (Tim Roth), D'Artagnan is taken in and trained in the
way of the sword by Planchet (Jean-Pierre Castaldi). 14 years later
D'Artagnan makes his way to Paris to join the Musketeers and get his revenge
against Febre. However, Cardinal Richelieu (Stephen Rea) has his eye on the
throne and has disgraced the Musketeers as part of his plan. Can D'Artagnan
rally the once proud Musketeers and save France from Richelieu’s grasp?
3()/10. Poster Quote – All for none and None for all. If you enjoyed The Musketeer then try – The Three Musketeers, The Four Musketeers, The Count of Monte Cristo. |