The Last
Castle (2001), Cert 15. Director - Rod Lurie. Writer -David Scarpa. Starring - Robert Redford, James Gandolfini, Mark Ruffalo & Steve Burton. |
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I’ve thought about it for a while now and
I’ve come to the conclusion that The Last Castle’s problems lie in its
complete improbability. Nothing about the film screams plausibility, it’s
ludicrousness from the get go. The biggest crime being that the rivalry
between Winter and Irwin (the crux of the film) stems from Winter
overhearing Irwin badmouth his military memorabilia collection. That’s
right, Winter overhears this, takes it to heart and sets out to make Irwin’s
life a misery. It’s about as lame a catalyst for a movie I can think off. Moving on a bit we meet the obligatory
simple inmate. The only difference (You should note that this is one of many
prison movie clichés that pepper the film) is that this being a military
prison the simple guy is an ex-marine. Now, I’m not overly familiar with the
recruitment policy of the US Marine Core, but I find it incredibly hard to
believe that a person with this guys obvious mental problems would be able
to get within one hundred yards of being a Marine. So Irwin befriends the simple inmate
and gradually gains the respect and leadership of the prison populace.
Again, I find this hard to believe. Yes, these are military inmates, but
they are also criminals. The way we see them infighting in the opening
moments of the film makes their new found camaraderie a bit of a stretch to
swallow. Can one man really bring down racial boundaries and unite a bitter
prison population so easily? Sorry, I’m not buying it. And finally as Irwin tries to take the
prison we are treated to a bunch of unarmed prison inmates taking over a
prison staffed with highly trained (and armed) military personnel. Not only
that, but capturing a helicopter and taking the guard towers at the same
time, yeah, right. I’m all for the suspension of belief when watching a
film, but the jumps that this film asks you to make are too far for a
reality based movie. It’s a bit of a shame that the entire
story of The Last Castle doesn’t hold any water as director Rod Lurie has
made a nice enough looking film. Long, swooping shots over the imposing
prison are abundant (even if they reminded me constantly of The Shawshank
Redemption). The ‘action’ scenes are filmed with handheld cameras and employ
the same techniques as Saving Private Ryan to give a bit of a docummentary
look to them. Acting wise Robert Redford mails it
in, he can do this kind of thing in his sleep and is never stretched. He
should watch out because with this and his last film ‘Spy Game’, Redford is
in danger of slipping into a rut of mediocrity. James Gandolfini is always a
joy to watch whether it’s in The Soprano’s or in a movie, but he is
hopelessly miscast here. He gives it a good go, but he just doesn’t feel
right in this role. The rest of the cast is made up of unknowns and this
movie really hasn’t inspired me to seek out any of their other work. The Last Castle is a well made film,
but the glaring plot holes and ludicrous nature of the story stop you
enjoying what could have been a pretty good movie. As it stands it’s a below
average film, that is more likely to have you laughing at the on screen
nonsense than cheering on Redford as he rallies his ramshackle troops. Oh,
and the ending is the biggest pile of sentimental, flag waving nonsense I
have seen since Independence Day.
Over the time that I have
been writing these reviews it has become clear that it is harder to write
about films that are average. A poor film you can take great pleasure in
ripping apart, a great film you can go on and on, heaping praise upon
praise. An average film however, leaves you grasping for words to try and
describe why the film is just plain mediocre. The Last Castle is one such
film. It’s not terrible, it’s certainly not great, it just is.
/10. See The Last Castle if you enjoyed - The Shawshank Redemption, Dead Poets Society, Independence Day. Poster Quote - Lock it up and throw away the key. |