Pluto Nash
(2002), Run-time , Cert PG. Director - Ron Underwood. Writer - Neil Cuthbert. Starring - Eddie Murphy, Rosario Dawson, Randy Quaid, Joe Pantoliano, Jay Mohr, Pam Grier, John Cleese & Luis Guzman. |
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Dear lord where to start. Pluto Nash is not only one of the worst movies I
have seen in recent memory, it may very well be the worst movie I have ever
had the misfortune to cast my gaze over. So horrible was this movie watching
experience that I seriously considered not writing this review, lest it
conjure up mental images of the true horror that is Pluto Nash. The film was shelved for nearly two
years before its terrible theatre run, a run which saw it chalk up one of
the biggest losses in cinema history. A $4m box office take for a reported
$90m budget is just mind bogglingly bad. Clearly no-one was fooled by the
awful trailer which pitches the film as a comedy (which it is certainly not)
and also manages to give away the films twist (which even if you haven’t
seen the trailer is so obvious it should be sign posted). The evidence for the prosecution
milord….. Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, what happened?
The man had the golden touch in the 80’s, any film he touched was box office
gold. His infectious laugh and rapid delivery was a comedy money train that
saw a string of entertaining and downright funny films. Then we get into the
90’s and everything goes pear shaped. Eddie slips unnoticed into ‘kiddie’
mode making nonsense for the family like The Nutty Professor and utter,
detestable tripe like Dr. Dolittle. With Pluto Nash it seems like Eddie is
trying to get his adult edge back. The film is sporadically violent and
contains a smattering of (pretty mild) curse words. All that this achieves
however is to make the film feel unbalanced and unsure of itself. Is this a
family film or a sci-fi/comedy/action film? We don’t know and the film
certainly never clearly defines itself. Aside from Murphy’s attempts to get
back a little of his roots, his standard of acting here is deplorable. The
jokes, which should be rolling from the tongue of such a talented comedy
actor, feel incredibly forced. Even if we lay the blame of this at the
writer’s feet, there is no excusing the constant mugging that Murphy passes
of as acting. Aside from Murphy you have a truly
dreadful performance from Randy Quaid as a robot. Apparently playing a robot
is no tougher than having a metal plate on the back of your bald head,
talking funny and moving very stiffly. Quaid is supposed to be the comedy
foil to Murphy’s lead, which gives you an indication of how bad this film
stinks. The rest of the cast is made up of
incredibly capable actors that are wasted on this dreadful material. It
actually hurt me to see the likes of Joey Pants, Luis ‘the’ Guzman, Peter
Boyle, Alec Baldwin, John Cleese and Pam Grier slumming themselves in this
dreck. I guess rent suddenly went up in California…… Rosaria Dawson is a new
face to me, but again she is wasted. Nice to look at, but obviously being
held back by the nonsense masquerading as a script. Director Ron Underwood has created a
woefully inept look at the future. Ripping off every single sci-fi film you
care to mention, this vision of the future appears to have been filmed
entirely on a sound stage. At no point do we feel like we are watching
anything other than a bunch of actors hamming it up next to some polystyrene
rocks and some grey dust. I could almost see the catering truck just off to
the left of shot. He also can’t direct action scenes for squat. They are
flat and lifeless with not an ounce of excitement. For a film that cost $90m you have to
wonder where the money went (Eddie Murphy’s back pocket perhaps?). It
certainly wasn’t spent on the effects which are just awful. Crappy CGI
flying cars and dodgy looking cityscapes litter the film. The props look
like, well props. Guns have garish primary coloured attachments; I guess
that makes them ‘futuristic’. Did I mention the incredibly
overbearing soundtrack that pipes up loudly and into full dramatic mode when
someone does something as mundane as say sitting down? The case for the defence milord….. Nothing, this film has no redeeming
qualities whatsoever. This film is so bad that I am actually
getting angry whilst I am writing this. That crap like this can have $90m
spent on it whilst talented young filmmakers with cutting edge and exciting
projects get turned down is an embarrassing state of affairs. The only
justice is that the film lost so much money that the suits may think twice
about green lighting similarly bad films. Then again, probably not.
Premise - In the near
future reformed smuggler Pluto Nash (Eddie Murphy) is the owner of one of
New America's hottest and most successful nightclubs. When a group of
heavies working for a big time Mafioso arrives and tries to buy him out Nash
embarks on an adventure to not only save his life, but stop the moon being
turned into one huge casino.
0/10. Poster Quote – Pluto Gash. If you enjoyed Pluto Nash then you are far beyond any help I can offer. |
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