Valentine (2001). Cert
15.
Director -
Jamie Blanks Writer -
Tom Savage, Donna Powers, Wayne Powers, Gretchen J. Berg & Aaron
Harberts. Starring -
David Boreanaz, Denise Richards, Marley Shelton & Katherine
Hiegel.
Premise -
At a Valentines Night dance a young geek is humiliated by his peers,
fifteen years later four friends start receiving morbid Valentines cards
as the geek is out for revenge. I really
should have known better. Valentine is a retread of every slasher horror
flick you've ever seen. The film contains no new ideas and it seems, is
not ashamed of the fact. The
requirements for the teen slasher film are all in place here. A
young sexy cast, hard rock soundtrack and some inventive killings are all
very much the order of the day. So
Valentine wears it's heart on it's sleeve, it doesn't pretend to be
anything more than a formulaic slasher flick and, well it isn't anything
more than a formulaic slasher flick. This comes as even less of a surprise
when you learn that director Jamie Blanks was also responsible for the
equally MOR Urban Legend. He uses every cliche in the horror book to eke
every last jump out of the watcher. Sudden music cues, people in the
background, you know the drill. As far as
talent goes we have Denise Richard's (always nice to look at) playing a
bit of a loose woman with attitude and David Boreanaz playing, well, he
plays Angel...... only drunk. I think
the movie may have been heavily re-cut. Either by the studio or after test
screenings because some scenes don't make sense and some scenes even feel
like they have been cut into the film in the wrong order. I was constantly
baffled by events in the final third of the film. One saving
grace the film has is a nice final payoff, even if I did see it coming a
mile off. Oh, if you do rent this flick, don't read the back of the box.
It gives away the identity of the killer. Not a good
thing......
3/10 for Valentine. Poster Quote - Revenge of the nerd. |