John Q (2002), Run-time 116mins, Cert
15. Director - Nick Cassavetes. Writer - James Kearns. Starring - Denzel Washington, James Woods, Robert Duvall, Anne Heche, Kimberly Elise, Eddie Griffin & Ray Liotta. |
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It’s very rare for me to cringe during a
film, or to laugh at the ludicrousness of the events transpiring before me.
It’s telling then that during the tortuously long running time of John Q
that I spent the majority of said time either cringing or laughing. This
film is bad, really bad. Sure, things start off alright. We are introduced to the Archibald
family, they do the best with what they have and seem to have a fairly
loving home life. Things are fine after little Mike ends up in hospital, I
enjoyed John trying to get the money together, it was fairly intriguing
stuff. Where the film goes all wrong though is the second that John chains
up that ER door. I appreciate that when you watch films
you have to suspend belief to a certain degree, but this is just lunacy.
There are so many reasons why this just plain wouldn’t happen that I don’t
have the time or the effort to list them. One man, with a single hand gun
takes over an entire Hospital ER? No chance, not going to happen. How about
this one? By closing the ER to emergencies John Q potentially killed more
people than his little hostage crisis saved! Then we are introduced to the motley
crew of hostages. Honestly the writer must have had the big book of
Hollywood clichés close at hand when he wrote this one. Got the checklist
handy? Here we go. There’s a heavily pregnant woman, a wife beater, a jive
talking ‘brother’ and a non English speaking woman with a baby. Good gravy,
give me a break! Oh, the clichés don’t end there. Bring
in the Chicago PD! The old time veteran getting his balls busted from the
sassy younger Chief of Police. You wanted it and here they come! Whilst
you’re outside why not have a look at the fame hungry tabloid reporter who
will do anything to further his career. You’ll find him just beside the
heartless hospital manager. The fun never ends on the John Q cliché-a-thon. Every single character in this film is
a cardboard cut out without a single original bone in their bodies. This is
all the more sad when you consider the cast that this train wreck managed to
attract. Denzel Washington, James Woods, Anne Heche, Robert Duvall, Ray
Liotta, that’s a stellar cast in anyone’s book. What on earth are they doing
in this? Sure, they all perform well and they should be congratulated for
doing so with 2-D characters and what can only be described as a terrible
script. The script is the worst kind of
cheese. The actual intention behind the film is honourable. There is no
doubt that the healthcare system in the US sucks. I am grateful to live in
the UK where everybody is entitled to free healthcare regardless of their
monetary status. But, John Q takes this worthy issue and dresses it with the
worst kind of overly melodramatic cheese that would seem bad even on a
daytime made for TV movie. You will find better examples of this issue being
tackled on the TV show ER. The film also fancies itself as
something of an action movie, but fails at every conceivable moment to
deliver the goods. The scene with a sniper attempting to take out John Q is
just laughable. On top of this, the movie is clearly attempting to be some
kind of modern day ‘Dog Day Afternoon’, but again fails at every step. There
is zero tension because we know that there is no way that John Q is going to
hurt anyone, it’s just not going to happen. John Q’s heart is in the right place
and the acting talent is out of the top drawer, but the execution is all
wrong. Avoid this film at all costs, get out the TV guide and see what time
ER is on next. Trust me you’ll thank me.
Premise - John Q.
Archibald's (Denzel Washington) son collapses during a little league
baseball game. When he is taken to the hospital cardiologist Dr. Turner
(James Woods) tells John that his son needs a heart transplant or he will
die. The hospital administrator Rebecca Payne (Anne Heche) however, tells
John that the operation isn't covered by his insurance. As desperation sets
in and his sons time runs short John takes the hospitals ER hostage until
his son is given the treatment he needs to live.
2()/10. See John Q if you enjoy – Cruel and unusual torture. Poster Quote – Join the queue? No thanks. |