| Freddy Vs. 
    Jason (2003), Run-time 97mins, 
    Cert 18. Director - Ronny Yu. Writers - Mark Swift & Damian Shannon. Starring - Robert Englund, Ken Kirzinger, Kelly Rowland & Monica Keena. | 
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 There 
    is really one question you have to ask yourself before deciding if you want 
    to see this film. Are you a fan of 80’s slasher flicks, in particular the 
    Nightmare and Friday films? If you are not, don’t even bother, there is 
    nothing that you will enjoy about this film. If on the other hand you 
    chuckle like a schoolgirl at over the top kill scenes, if you love buckets 
    of gore, if you actually cheer as the bad guy shoves a piece of piping 
    through a skinny dippers skull then, by all means step up, you have much to 
    look forward to. I fall easily into the latter 
    category. I grew up with these films, if I was off school sick I would 
    arrange a Nightmare on Elm Street marathon, or a Friday the 13th one. Sure, 
    I may have been a bit young for the gore, or the nudity, but I loved it. I 
    revelled in the over the top nature of Freddy and the brutal no nonsense 
    approach from Jason. The sequels may not have been the best of films, but 
    the power of the main characters ensured that I was always entranced. So, now comes Freddy Vs. Jason. Which, 
    conveniently ignores the most recent post-modern entries into the respective 
    franchises (Jason X & Wes Craven’s New Nightmare) and just ploughs back in 
    like nobodies been away. This is back to basics horror, the kills are 
    extravagant and the chicks have big breasts. People actually have sex and 
    smoke drugs, but the rules are followed. Those that do have sex die, those 
    that smoke drugs die and those that say “I’ll be right back” die. 
     When Freddy and Jason are done having 
    their fun with the kids the movie kicks into a higher gear. Freddy cannot be 
    hurt in the dream world; Jason cannot be hurt in the real world. What we 
    have is a fight of two halves as both get to dish out the punishment in 
    their respective realm. It’s brash, brutal and ridiculously over the top. 
    Fans will love it; they have been waiting on this for years. The film lives 
    up to each and every one of my expectations in terms of the final huge 
    battle. However, there are a few glaring 
    problems with the film.The title of the film is Freddy Vs. Jason, so why is 
    it that for a good third of the movie we are treated to a bunch of 
    uninteresting ‘teenagers’ drip feeding the audience boring exposition? I 
    know that Freddy can be brought into the real world thanks. I don’t need to 
    be told. There is too much of the teenagers and not enough of the real 
    stars, people are paying to see Freddy and Jason knock lumps out of each 
    other, not see a bunch of youngsters (who we don’t care about anyway) piss 
    and moan. Speaking of the teenagers, there is 
    not a decent actor amongst them. They are all passable as far as looking 
    good, running and screaming goes, but they would be out of their league 
    should they attempt any roles that require them to do anything else. I guess 
    there is no real change there from previous instalments, but I noticed it 
    all the same. Robert Englund has lived this role for 
    20 years now. He is always a joy as Freddy and he doesn’t disappoint here. 
    In the other corner I would liked to have seen Kane Hodder reprise the role 
    (Obviously not the only guy to play Jason, but he is the one that is most 
    synonymous with the role), but Ken Kirzinger does a decent job. Not much 
    acting to do, but he moves like Jason should. Ronny (Bride of Chucky) Yu does a good 
    job direction wise. The various kills are shot well and the final battle is 
    nicely handled. In terms of editing the film feels a little choppy. I sense 
    that scenes are missing to keep the running time short and at points I was 
    actually wondering what the hell was going on. As a fan I can forgive the plodding 
    exposition scenes, the dodgy acting and the choppy editing. I got what I 
    wanted to see, T&A, buckets of blood, gore and a huge battle between the 
    behemoths of modern horror cinema. As I said if you are not a fan of b-movie 
    horror then just don’t bother. Those of us who are can only hope that New 
    Line pick up the Halloween franchise so we can have a three way dance next 
    time……..
  
  
  
     
    Premise - Freddy Krueger 
    (Robert Englund) is unable to hurt the kids of Elm Street because the local 
    police have locked down all the survivors of his last killing spree. No-one 
    in Springwood knows who he is, without the fear he is unable to manifest 
    himself in kids dreams. Freddy therefore enters Jason Voorhees' (Ken 
    Kirzinger) dreams and fools him into going to Elm Street and stirring things 
    up a little. However, when Jason doesn't stop the killing and return to 
    Crystal Lake, Freddy decides it's time these unstoppable killing machines 
    settled their differences. 
|        7/10. If you enjoyed Freddy Vs. Jason then check out – Jason X, Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. Poster Quote – Do you want to go skinny dipping and smoke some pot? | 
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